Well, good lord. I’m back from a trip to Morocco, and, as always, am appalled at myself, and both flattered and rather amazed by the gracious people who post comments on my blog. Thank you! I’ve became phobic of visiting my own blog because it shames me so much, seeing the evidence of my own laziness, and the kind supportive comments everyone else seems to manage to find time to write.

I’ve also been reading a super book called Blood, Sweat and Tea by Tom Reynolds, a UK ambulance-driving-hero-man (oh, bloody hell, I suppose I should link to it and I seem to have broken the thing that does that) http://www.amazon.co.uk/Blood-Sweat-Tea-Adventures-Inner-city/dp/1905548230 Oh good heavens, it actually worked. It’s based on his blog (ha, shall link to it now!) http://randomreality.blogware.com/ and not only am I impressed by his lovely writing and kindness, but I’m shocked and amazed that he managed to write a blog that was LONG enough to turn into a book. This makes me EVEN MORE ASHAMED.

So I’m trying again. It’s springtime, I’ve been shooting with the BDM (Boyfriend/Dom/Master for those of you who are new to my blog, or just can’t face trawling back over past entries) outside, in the bluebells. In purple handcuffs. I have many things to say, having been absent for so long, but I’m trying to control myself, and organise my blog into shorter, more frequent posts. Like a proper blogger. In the meantime, I shall say that I very much liked being photographed in handcuffs that matched the surroundings. Thank you BDM.

And Leia Ann Woods http://leiasnewmusings.blogspot.com/ SPECIFICALLY told me that it’s ok to post one-sentence blog-posts. Like;-

‘Mmmm, red shoes.’ presumably. Which is the kind of thing she says. You may think this would be a bit unsatisfactory, but she assures me that it’s ok. Thank you Leia!

Good heavens! This week is very momentous for me. On Thursday I am moving in with the BDM (to newcomers to my blog, this stands for Boyfriend/Dom/Master because he very cleverly manages to take on all three roles). I’m very happy. I do try to be careful about posting personal information on my blog in case it’s being read by arch-enemies or, you know, stalkers, but I’m just going to splurge all sorts of personal details now, because I have run out of self-discipline…

I’ve been living on my own in my flat in London for the last 2 years. And it’s been very, very ordered and tidy. But rather lonely. There isn’t really much space for the BDM here, but he’s spent lots of time here, and I think that my neighbours might be a bit sick of us. I do try not to be noisy, but BDSM just IS noisy, so I think it’ll be good to be in a house instead.

Our new house will have a DUNGEON, so that the BDM can use it as a studio. This is actually factually incorrect. The new house will have a STUDIO, which can be used as a dungeon when he’s not working. But in my head, it shall not be a studio. Oh no. Flash heads are not sexy. Is a flash head even a real thing? Good lord, maybe I’ll learn more about photography once I’m living in an actual photographer’s house.

Anyway, it’s not his house. We’re buying it together. It’s 2/3rds this house and 1/3 mine. And my 3rd shall be very very clean 🙂

And these are some things that I’m looking forward to. Sorry, they are not all kinky. But the picture I posted at the top of the post is, so if this is boring, just look at that for a while instead, and IMAGINE what the post might have been about….

1) Eating dinner with my boyfriend, at a dining table, instead of eating on my own, at my desk while trying to reply to emails.
2) Sharing a bed. Or a room at least, I’m not sure if I’ll be allowed to sleep in an actual bed…. I wonder if I can have a sort of giant pet-basket?
3) Not having to schedule time together as though it’s a military campaign. I’ll just magically see him, every day (sort of – I’ll still have to work away a lot)
4) Being able to have people to stay – I haven’t got space at my flat to have more than one person at a time (or a very friendly couple) and I’m so looking forward to that!
5) Being a terrible, apologetic, submissive landlady. I hope my future tenant isn’t reading this, because I can already tell I’m going to be a pushover. I’ve just bought her a new oven, entirely by accident and against my will.

Now I’m going to stop writing before I publish my address, bank details and mother’s maiden name. Sorry for gushing, but I really am very excited!

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Happy days! www.northernspanking.com have just finished editing ‘Ghastly Amelia-Jane’, which is, to date, one of my very favourite shoots ever-in-the-world. Lucy kindly asked me what I’d like to shoot and I, with a general lack of professionalism, just reeled off what I was fantasising most about at the time. Which was;-

a) Being woken up especially in order to be punished. This is actually one of the few fantasies I have which I don’t actually want fulfilled (PLEASE, BDM). I hate waking up, and am groggy and sad if made to do so. But the idea of being punished while that defenseless is hot. And I’ve always fondly imagined that I’d be super at withstanding interrogation with sleep deprevation thrown in. In my fantasies, I’m always very brave 🙂

b) Being punished by a private tutor. I like the combination of spanking and spelling tests very much (what a freak – I never revised for them when I was actually at school, and hated them very much – though not as much as times-tables. But now I LOVE them). I like trying to get the answers right. Watch the video and see if you can guess whether I’m being deliberately stupid, or whether, perhaps, I don’t know very much about structural engineering….

The film is going up on Northern Spanking in several parts, starting this week. So go along and have a look. When I watched the final edit, I laughed a lot; it’s proper spanking – and I loved Paul’s efforts to be reasonable and patient – he puts in a a super perfomance.

Thank you, Lucy, for letting me shoot my fantasy! And thank you also for photographing me so that I’d look small. I really do, and it makes me so happy!

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