La la la, I don’t have time to properly explain what I’ve been doing, (and I expect it’d be BOOOORRRRING) so I’ll make a quick little list-y so that you’ll have an idea of what kind of work I’ve been engaged in since I’ve been AWOL. Here are some of my best/worst bits, see if you can guess which is which.

a) Shooting with the BDM for www.restrainedelegance.com in the far North of beautiful Sweden, being tied up on beaches, to trees, and in our lovely ancient rented house. It never got dark so we didn’t really sleepy, but even so, it was SUPER. Hmm, I just gave you a clue about whether it was a best bit or not. It jolly well was.

b) Going to work in Switzerland with James Bertoni at the marvellous www.modelstied.com . Oh joy; he lets you wear LOADS of makeup (till your face is sort of stiff, but ever so colourful) and then does beautiful, glamorous bondage in his fab studio sets (which include a pirate ship and a jungle with real running water), while wearing high, high heels the whole time.

c) Working with www.nikiflynn.com (not the website of course, the actual PERSON, but I can’t work out how to write that so it links to her) for www.sm-circus.com ; whee, it was fun! Niki’s written about it properly, but I DID enjoy having a break from talking – being a pet-girl is a lovely holiday from responsibility…

d) Shooting pantyhose somewhere in France (still not sure where, to be honest) with a photographer who had 14 cats and no mobile phone reception at his house. Wowzer! 11 mosquitoes BIT THROUGH THE PANTYHOSE while we were shooting in the forest, YUK! But to make up for the lack of phone reception, he let me listen to my own iPod whenever we were shooting in the house. And sang along with me when required.

e) Whee! Having a date with the BDM when I finally got back to England. And loving him very much – thank you for waiting for me, BDM! We stayed in a hotel, gossiped a lot, and we were too tired to actually DO any BDSM so we just talked about it, which, it turns out, is very exciting too.

Shall try to post more before I go away again, thanks for reading, and sorry for being so sporadic!

A/a

I do apologise to everyone, I’m not really at home at the moment and I’m struggling with keeping up with computer-things… Maybe I should buy a tiny little laptop thing, and then I could post when I’m working away from home… Starting next week, I shall be in ;-

Fuerteventura
Sweden
Switzerland
Cologne
Paris
Milton Keynes 🙂
and Spain until mid August.

So if I’m rubbish at blogging, that will be the reason. I’ll do my best though, cos I love it….

In the meantime, I want to sort out a couple of things for people who’ve kindly commented here 🙂

Firstly – I do apologise to anyone who’s linked to me and I haven’t returned the favour. If that’s the case (or if you want me to link to you) please reply to this post, letting me know where your blog is, and I’ll sort it out. Sorry, I’m still a bit confused by how it all works…

Secondly – I’m really sorry to anyone who’s made enquiries about one-to-one spanking sessions. I’m afraid I don’t ever do them, for a couple of reasons. Mainly, although I really like doing BDSM at work, I feel a bit weird if the person who’s paying me is also the one doing the spanking – I like the top/Dom to have been hired to do the job, the same as me. I’m not sure why, but it feels like there’s more professional distance built in that way. Also, since starting my relationship with the BDM, I try to keep some things just between us, and playing privately with anyone else would make me feel as though I was taking something away from our relationship…

I imagine that if I tried to do one-to-ones, I’d be a bit rubbish because I’d be trying to stay as arms-length as possible, which I’m guessing would be reeeeeeally tedious and not very hot. Whereas when I’m making spanking films I can throw myself into it because I feel really comfortable (except for my bottom, obviously…)

But thank you very much to everyone who’s enquired, I’m very flattered 🙂

And thank you to everyone who’s kindly offered to be my bodyguard. I feel very much in need of at least one and shall be organising a rota very soon. Obviously, I won’t necessarily do what you tell me to, even if you think it’s for my own safety. In fact, I shall probably ignore you and be extremely rude if you try to impose your rules on me. Hmmm.

Mwah, mwah 🙂

Ariel and Amelia (Ariel will treat the bodyguard very well, by the way, it’s only Amelia who’s planning to be difficult…)

In the olden days, before my blog started (in, umm, April…) I visited other people’s blogs a lot (still do, natch…) and was very annoyed when they lazily didn’t post anything new for days and days. And here I am, being even more annoying. Especially since I started rather well, I feel. But I did have flu, which gave me some time at home…

Here is a list of the things I’ve done since last time I posted. Some of them are interesting, some not. Please sort the list into two columns, clearly label them, and return it to me by Monday, class. (hmm, I’ve become a dom, or at least a teacher. How freaky – but it’s almost midnight and I’m very tired, so I’m sure it won’t last…)

1) Went to Devon, took all my clothes off, and made a travel documentary.
2) Danced on pointe for 2 hours (extremely badly) in Birmingham and hoped that it’d look ok for still pictures.
3) Watched Kill Bill with the BDM and wanted very much to be Uma Thurman. Especially in the training sequences when she keeps having to punch a block of wood, till she’s like, BLEEDING.
4) Sadly said goodbye to the BDM and drove to Norfolk, where I spent the day being photographed with a selection of fruit and vegetables (I was particularly irritated by a large, flawless red pepper which I think upstaged me). Oh, lordy, this sounds rude. It was NOT a rude shoot, just a nice commercial shoot about eating more fruit and vegetables. Which I will not be doing, because I hate them….
5) Ooh, I have a fantasy about being made to eat my vegetables. Wheeee!!!
6) Met my cousin, who I haven’t seen for 15 years. He turns out to be SUPER, and I hope he won’t mind my saying this, but when BDSM came up in conversation, he turned out to be into LOADS of the same stuff as me which was lovely, interesting, and also made me wonder if all this stuff is usually hereditary? And he seems to have higher pain tolerance than me, which made me want to raise my game 🙂
7) Modelled for a ‘lighting the nude’ tutorial, run by a super photographer friend of mine. Which was entirely uneventful, except that I felt a bit sulky and didn’t really do what anyone said…
8)Oh, gosh, there were more things, but I have to SLEEEEEEEEP. So shall write an ACTUAL post tomorrow 🙂

Amelia-Jane